Kill Cancer & the cell it rode in on (w/skull and crossbones) Snarky Messenger Bag by Stage4Products- Killin' that tumor with humor


Through Stage4Products we will be sharing our inspiration, humor, sarcasm, battle cries, and more as we fight and win this battle.

"Kill Cancer & the cell it rode in on" (w/skull and crossbones)

Stage4Products design line was born the day Jeff was diagnosed with advanced stage, inoperable cancer. We thought we were going to the ER to get an x-ray and possibly a diagnosis of a broken rib. You know, something annoying but treatable, a little bump in the road. Instead, we were told that he had multiple tumors. Then he was immediately admitted to the hospital for head to toe testing that began right away.

When we learned the shocking news, we needed a minute to process. Jeff said, "I'm going outside for a smoke." Long pause. "What's it going to do? Give me a tumor?" I laughed way too hard at this morbid joke and instantly decided that quote needs to go on a t-shirt! Many ideas flowed that day and the days following.

We are "glass half full" people and raised in families fluent in sarcasm and dark humor so that one sarcastic question was the catalyst for many more macabre and sarcastic t-shirt ideas that helped us work through the shock of the awful news.

Soon Jeff teased that we could call the line "Stage IV Productions" and that just stuck. We decided to change it a bit and here we are.....fighting our way through this cancer battle, making inspirational, snarky, sarcastic, dark humor, funny t-shirts and more, using the name "Stage4Products" with the hope that we can bring laughter, healing, inspiration, love, hope to others on similar paths.

Stage4Products - Killin' That Tumor With Humor
-Kathryn and Jeff

Our Messenger Bag is great for you back to school needs, to use as a smart diaper bag, and is even roomy enough to use as a fun overnight bag.

Our Messenger Bags are sturdy 14 ounce cotton canvas with roomy cargo style pockets on both sides.

This bag is HUGE! measuring 16 x 11.5 x 4.75 (inches)

You can organize your smaller things in exterior and interior zippered pockets and never lose your keys with the attached key ring.

©2013 Just Wish, LLC. All images and designs are the intellectual property of Just Wish, LLC. All rights reserved.


Most of you already know how much we love what we do at Shop Just Wish. Keeping our many customers in the US and around the world has been one of the greatest blessings in our lives.

On April 4th, Jeff went to the hospital with terrible pain. By the 5th, he was diagnosed with advanced stage, inoperable cancer. All of Jeff’s medical care was fast tracked and he is participating in a clinical trial that has had very successful results with other types of cancer. Our family is slowly adjusting to our "new normal" of living a full and happy life with a cancer diagnosis.

We absolutely love making our items for you! The beautiful stories surrounding all the life events and happenings that led you to us have always brought us great joy and happiness. When we look back at these precious moments you’ve shared, we know that we have contributed something special in your lives and that means the world to us. It is difficult to express in words how much all of you, from every corner of the world, mean to us.

As we work through Jeff’s situation, we will be making some changes that will allow us to keep the Shop open while still attending to his importantn health needs.

*** As a temporary solution while we care for Jeff's health challenges, many of our unique designs will be applied by a trusted printer.

***We will continue to create our awesome items by hand as we are able. These will be listed in our “Ready to Ship” category!

***Contact us privately if you do not find what you need. We will estimate how long it will take to create it just for you, based on Jeff’s current health status.

*** Custom lettering on our items is an additional $5. Just purchase the "Custom Lettering Add-on" and just leave the custom lettering details in the notes section of your order.

**Our hand painted shoes will ship in approximately 1-2 weeks. We will be sure to ship as soon as possible, but it could take longer than two weeks if urgent health needs arise. Please contact us if you need your shoes by a certain date.

We have always believed that honesty and truth in our products and every aspect of the process from creation to delivery is the standard by which we will operate. That is exactly why we are sharing this important information with you, our wonderful customers, and asking for your patience and understanding. Your satisfaction is and will remain the most important part of our business.

As always, please contact us directly with any questions or concerns and we’ll respond directly to you. Thank you for your continued patronage and understanding, and we look forward to many more years of providing the best possible products to enhance your lives.

Shalom, and may God bless you on your own journeys always.
Kathryn and Jeff
Owners, Just Wish LLC


Please be aware that you will be responsible for any taxes, customs fees, or other amounts levied by your home country. Please check with your Customs office and/or Postal Service if you are concerned about possible tariffs. THIS IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT FOR UK BUYERS! The Royal Mail is reportedly being much more vigilant in collecting VAT on purchases made through the mail. You should be prepared for the possibility of paying VAT plus a Royal Mail fee upon receipt.

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If your country does not permit the import of the item you have ordered through the mail I will unfortunately have to cancel your order and refund your payment in full.

Shipping from United States


***INTERNATIONAL items will be shipped First Class Mail International.

***Please contact us if you need your purchase shipped overnight, as a gift, or want other special services. We will be happy to create an add-on listing for your items to accommodate your needs.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

If your item does not stand up to normal wear and tear for one year we will repair it free of charge. You just pay for the shipping to return it to us. We will send it back at no charge to you.


If you don't see a size, color, or product you want, contact us and we will try to get it for you right away.
We welcome and enjoy creating custom orders. Email us with your idea, we would love to make an unique Shop Just Wish item for you!

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